Announcing the TulipMint miner series

Up until now, the most advanced Tulip miner in the world was the Dragon Mint, but today that has changed.

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The TulipMint 17T miner is the world’s most efficient Tulip miner, running faster and cooler than any competing miners. It’s the culmination of over 24 hours research and development which has resulted in major advancements in mining technology including a brand new generation of ASIC mining chips.

  • Not an Antminer S9
  • 90GH per chip
  • Power efficiency of around 0.074J/GH

Make Tulips Great Again

The TulipMint miner is the first step in a long strategy, which started in November 2017, to bring much needed competition and innovation to the Tulip mining arena.

  • $100 trillion spent on research
  • First deliveries in Feb 2018
  • Will reveal board designs after we get rich


For the next 3 months our packages are 95% off, order quick!

    • 1 Basic

      $ 8000
      • 1 broken miner
      • Store of value only

Complete Your Purchase

We may mine tulips, but we can't accept tulips for payment because they're too slow and expensive to move. We only accept the p2p decentralized currency Bitcoin Cash.



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